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1.) Son, when I was your age there was no social media. You had to go to a bar and buy endless drinks to be ignored by multiple women. 2.) Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer… I saw the video… we need to talk. 3.) Hey bartender, I need a beer. I've got way too much blood in my alcohol system.
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1. "I think I'm like wine. The older I get, the better I get."— Zlatan Ibrahimović 2. "Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine."— Joan.
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32 Wine Puns That Are Really Grape Hedy Phillips Updated: Dec. 01, 2021 rd.com, Getty Images It's always wine o'clock with these super punny wine captions! Ready for wine time? Wine.
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Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Wine. (Wine who?) Wine dont you like these jokes! Did you hear about the drunk who started telling people about the benefits of dried grapes? It's all about raisin awareness. What if someone could just reverse the process of making wine? That would be grape. How do you apologize to a wine connoisseur? Pardonnay.
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A: glass of wine in each hand! Getty Three's a crowd! A man sat with his wife while she sipped on her glass of wine, as she said, "I love you so much, you know. I don't know how I could ever live without you." The man teased, "Is that you or the wine talking?" His wife answered, "It's me talking to the wine." Getty It's a miracle!
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Here are 31 wine jokes and puns that will give you a Riesling to be happy about life. Pair our wine jokes and puns with our delicious cheese puns for a more full-bodied flavor. Mama, if you're a wine connoisseur, here are a few healthier wine choices that'll pair well with our jokes.
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One thing that you can decide on, though, is how much you love wine - and it's definitely more than people if you understand exactly what these funny wine jokes are getting at. So kick off your shoes, pull out your favorite glass, and don't worry so much - it's definitely not too early in the day to have your first glass of wine. 1. 114 VOTES.
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Best Wine Jokes Wine is the heart and soul of any social gathering and in every gathering, one needs to hold up a good conversation which must entertain the guests, so there is nothing better than the best wine jokes that we have for you. Wino? Wine-yes! Poured out of my mind. No rhyme pour reason. Sometimes I make pour decisions.
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15 wine jokes to tickle you rosé Posted 1 June 2019 by Matthew Stibbe You know that red meat pairs well with an Amarone. You know that a Muscat complements a nice piece of fish. But, do you know what goes best with wine of any hue? Laughter. No matter the wine, it is best served with good times.
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Part of that fun is wine jokes. Sharing well-crafted wine jokes with friends is fun and an excellent way to prop your conversation with close friends. A List of the Best Wine Jokes 1. How do professors like their wine? Well red. 2. When bored, I sometimes write "drink wine" in my to-do list.
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151 Hilarious Wine Puns & Jokes. August 22, 2020 by Allison Green. California is known for its incredible wine country, and if you're a jokester planning a trip to California, you'll inevitably need to have a few wine puns tucked up your sleeve to whip out at wine tastings and vineyard visits! Here are some absolutely ridiculous puns about.
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Drinking wine can also affect a person's mood. Most people feel relaxed and lethargic after drinking red wine. This is because different types of alcohol affect people's moods differently.. We have created a list of one-liner wine jokes and longer puns so that you get the best of both worlds. You can use these as clever wine Instagram.
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Wine Jokes - 113 Hilarious Wine Jokes Wine Jokes A Macaroni, a Penne and a Spaghetti were drinking wine in a bar one evening. They saw a noodle sitting by himself and discussed inviting him to join them. They all agreed he looked Cannelloni. EDIT; Thank you for all the awards, I guess I pasta test! upvote downvote report
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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔 I am over 18 My brother sat down with my girlfriend and I. He said, "Pal, I've got a confession to make. Last night I had sex with your girlfriend. We went to a party, she was drinking beer, I was drinking wine. One thing led to another." I turned to my girlfriend, in shock. "Tell me he's lying."
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24 Funny Wine Jokes & Puns I've trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine. It's a Bordeaux collie. I'm a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I get. I was sat with my wife while she sipped on her glass of wine, when she said, "I love you so much, you know. I don't know how I could ever live without you."
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Best Wine Jokes 1. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. —- 2. What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. —- 3. Sometimes, we all need a Riesling to be cheerful. —- 4. I've trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine. It's a Bordeaux collie. —- 5.
