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If I were to roast you, I'd need an oil field, an ocean of spices, and an airstrike of napalm. When this is your fifth bag of Doritos and you've already drunk 10 Mountain Dews. But nobody said anything about not roasting a diabetic ogre with expansive back acne in glasses.
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No, I can't. But I can roast the aborted fetus wearing the glasses. mmm mmm protein. Ugghh, bringing us hope and then reminding us that it somehow survived the fetal alcohol poisoning. The root issue is those glasses roasting any chance of you finding out what the inside of a vagina looks like.
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I never even listen when you tell me them.". "You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.". "I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.". "Mirrors can't talk. Lucky for you, they can't laugh either.". "Shock me, say something intelligent.".
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More Funny Jokes. If you enjoyed our hilarious jokes and puns about glasses, be sure to take a closer look at the rest of LaffGaff for lots more funny jokes, such as these: Eye Jokes. Blind Jokes. Dad Jokes.
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10. I don't know what your problem is, but I'm guessing it's hard to pronounce. 11. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart. 12. It's kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your.
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3. If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off. 4. You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel. 5. Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke. 6. We were happily married for one month, but unfortunately, we've been married for 10 years. 7.
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1. Brainstorm multiple punchline options on note cards. Put your story or joke setup on one side of the card. On the other side, come up with punchlines, including different directions you could take the joke (like less insulting, more insulting, sentimental, or absurd).
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Try out these lines and watch people go, "Oh, damn!". 1. You have miles to go before you reach mediocre. Even mediocre is a milestone for you. 2. You must hear, "let's be friends often.". At least people are still willing to be your friend. 3. It's impossible to underestimate you.
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17. My glasses may be a visual aid, but your insults are just a sign of your verbal shortsightedness. Insult their lack of wit and verbal prowess by using this witty comeback for them. By using this statement, you are implying that they suck at coming up with creative insults. 18.
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Pour the oil over the potatoes, and sprinkle salt flakes on top. Place roasting pan in the oven and roast for 10 minutes, then turn the oven down to 200C / 390F (180C / 350F fan-forced) and let the potatoes cook for an hour uninterrupted. You'll be tempted, but don't interfere with them in any way!
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I Previously Thought You Were My Spec until You Took off Your Spec. "I previously thought you were my spec until you took off your spec" is another funny way to roast someone in glasses. It's another play on words people will find funny. You can use it to tease your friend when they take off their glasses.
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3.8M subscribers in the RoastMe community. Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (Asโฆ
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The glasses make your face one already. They someone make those spotlights you call eyes look less big. Not the first time she's said this to a group of random men on the Internet. 3.9M subscribers in the RoastMe community. Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback.
